Dog for sale

Good dog

Here's a sweet deal for anyone who is looking for a dog. Sasha is a dog of unknown age, origin, or breed. She may be part German Shepherd and part Sharpei. The dog is totally untrained, will stand in front of you when you try to walk through the house, and has no idea what a ball is for. She is not against eating fresh garbage right out of the bag or dead rabbits found in the yard. She comes with a cage that is bigger than a smart car, loud jingling tags on her collar, and a 40 pound bag of dog food.  OK, let's start the bidding at $3.00.

I have an offer of $3.50. Do I hear $4.00?